“Good evening, I’m Nicole. I understand that this is your first evening with us since joining the Resort’s exclusive Vacation Club. As a valued Vacation Club member, you have access to some of the most diabolically well-equipped dungeons and torture chambers imaginable.”

“As a Resort companion, I’m especially fond of the North Tower’s medieval themed torture chambers, here there’s just about every imaginable medieval instrument of torture available, from glowing hot irons to iron maidens.”

“This evening I’m yours to do with as you desire, no bounties, no limits and certainly no safe words. You might even say that I’m more than willing to do whatever it takes, even if means dying for your amusement, to ensure that this, your first evening with us will be a truly memorable one.”