“So Daniel, I understand that you’re fascinated with methods of medieval execution, especially those used to execute female traitors and spies. Well Daniel, I just happen to be sitting upon an authentic recreation of one of the most brutally torturous forms of medieval execution, the wheel. So, just for tonight, consider me the realm’s most infamous traitor or perhaps its enemy’s most ruthless spy. Tonight Daniel, I’m yours to use and to punish for my unrepentant crimes. After all even if you decide to rape me multiple times before I die, it’s not like I’ll be around to tell anyone about what you’ve done, no matter how diabolically divine. Welcome to the delightfully libertine pleasures of the Resort...”