“I died. I still remember that god awful sensation as that buzz saw ripped through my guts in an unimaginable explosion of blood and agony. Imagine my surprise when I awoke and learned those bastards in New York had sold me to the Resort as an indentured companion.”

“Still, I have to admit life here at the Resort, even as an indentured companion is not without its perks. As part of the whole indentured companion deal their regeneration process restores my youth, I look and feel like I’d 22 again and I get to spend my days relaxing on the beach but it’s the nights that I’ve come to look forward to the most.”

“Nights spent in the Resort’s secret dungeon torture chambers screaming in agony as I’m slowly tortured to death for the amusement of the Resort’s exclusive vacation club members on a nightly basis. Talk about having the perfect job, I may even ask for a contract extension...”