Phoebe smiled, as the next randomly picked audience member, came up onto the stage, “Good evening Sir. I’m Phoebe, one of the backup target girls. As you can see from the bloodstains, the last target girl seems to have suffered a delightfully messy demise at the hands of our previous contestant. Once you’ve secured me on the wheel, press the switch to start it rotating. The wheel rotates ten times per minute for ten minutes. You’ll have that long to throw all thirteen knives.”

I’ve always found being a Resort target girl perilously exciting, especially since I know none of the contestants are actually trying to miss me...