“Good evening, I’m Katie your favorite ‘Damsel in Distress’, and welcome back to the latest installment of the web’s most infamous torture porn webcast, Vintage Lingerie Peril. Tonight we’re paying a special visit to the secret surgical laboratory of one of my all-time favorite serial killers, Dr. Death.”

“Having earned his infamously cruel reputation due to the utter brutality of his long running Dr. Death’s pay-per-view torture snuff website, the Doctor puts his surgical skills and knowledge to diabolically entertaining use. His sexy and always beautiful victims spend their final hours of life bound spread-eagle upon this stainless steel surgical table standing before me. The impossibly erotic way they always seem to manage to remain conscious and fully aware of what is happening to them as the Doctor spends the evening carefully and methodically eviscerating them. And although it’s not visible in any of his videos, in a truly sadistic touch, the ceiling over his operating table is mirrored, allowing his terrified victims to watch as he meticulously dissects them alive.”

“Well, it seems the Doctor has finally finished changing into his surgical garb and scrubbing up, which means that it’s finally time for my masochistically delightful procedure to begin. So forget about that Hippocratic Oath, in just a few minutes I’m going to find myself tied down upon Dr. Death’s surgical table. I can assure you that the next few hours promise to be gruesomely entertaining, especially since I already know that the Doctor never bothers with anesthesia...”