“Good evening, I’m Katie your favorite ‘Damsel in Distress’, welcome to the season finale and quite possibly the final installment of the web’s most infamous torture porn webcast, ‘Vintage Lingerie Peril’. Tonight, in the spirit of the ancient Roman coliseum, one randomly selected individual in our audience will get to determine my fate. To decide if I’m going to live, at least until first installment of our next season, or will this be our final episode where I lose my life within the ‘Acid Pit of Doom’.”

“As you can see, I’m already hanging by my wrists, perilously suspended high above this large tank of highly corrosive acid. And in just a few moments someone in tonight’s audience will see the familiar ‘thumbs up’ and ‘thumbs down’ symbols appear at the bottom of their screen. This lucky individual will have 15 minutes to decide my fate. Thumbs up, I get to survive tonight’s show and accompany the winner on an all-inclusive 7 night stay at the Resort, the tropical paradise where nightmares do come true, there to serve as their personal and utterly submissive slave. Or, thumbs down, and the hook I’m dangling from will snap open plunging me into the acid filled tank below where I will suffer a slow and obscenely unpleasant death for the sadistic amusement of tonight’s audience.”

“For someone, it’s time to make a choice, do I live or do I die?”