After several hours of wandering these old tunnels, Drew started having doubts.

“O.K., maybe it wasn’t a great idea to explore these old pirate tunnels beneath the streets of Tortuga, looking for the fabled pirate treasure chamber ominously known as the “Tomb of Darkness.” Especially late at night while wearing nothing but a bikini and high heels. I seriously need to have a word with the artist about my attire or lack thereof.”

“Of course, if the rumors of pirate ghosts guarding the Tomb of Darkness’s treasure for eternity are accurate, it’s doubtful I’ll survive the night. After all, hundreds of horny pirate ghosts who haven’t seen a woman in over five hundred years, no woman could survive that orgy of the dead.”

A faint smile gradually appeared as Drew considered, “Still, even if I don’t survive it, it might be fun to try...”