“I know you were expecting monstrous creatures from the dark universe, saliva dripping from their fangs as they wait to feast upon my flesh. Or perhaps a deranged
serial killer about to brutally gut me with his razor-sharp knife for your amusement. But, sometimes, a sexy pinup is still just a sexy pinup.”
“Oh, and while this ridiculously skimpy bodysuit does reveal some stunningly tantalizing cleavage, in case you were wondering, my eyes are still up here...”