“The same reoccurring images have haunted my darkest dreams for as long as I can remember, darkly disturbing and gruesomely unpleasant nightmares of dying a brutally agonizing death on a sword’s razor-sharp blade.”

“I came, of my own free will, to this terrifying place that inspired all those horrific Hostel movies to fulfill this, my darkest intensely erotic steel nightmare. I’ve paid a considerable sum to have one of their professional executioners brutally run me through and butcher me using this authentic eleventh-century Norman sword.”

“So tonight, I’ve agreed to endure my painfully gruesome death for the sick amusement of all the perverts watching the streaming video of my brutal and unspeakably obscene execution. Lucky me...”