It’s a cold and rainy fall evening. A beguilingly beautiful woman is standing alone in the warmth of her fireplace and candle-lit study, simply enjoying a bottle of her favorite wine. Tonight, there’s no ravenous creature from the dark universe watching through a half-formed portal between the dimensions, no sadistic serial killer lurking in the shadows with his razor-sharp knife, not even a jilted ex-lover seeking revenge.

Tonight, it’s just about a beautiful woman relaxing by the fire as she enjoys a glass or two of excellent wine. After all, sometimes, regardless of how perilous, a pinup is just a pinup...