This year, all I want for Christmas, is a darkly twisted and sadistic serial killer to abduct me, to hear the clock striking midnight on Christmas Eve, as the chloroform renders me unconscious. I want to awaken, naked and hanging by my wrists, my ankles chained obscenely far apart, with an oversized jaw-straining gag stuffed deep within my mouth to stifle my screams. I want to be mercilessly tortured and brutally abused all Christmas day. Taken countless times, raped vaginally and anally, until he sates all his perverted lust and grows tired of painfully torturing my bruised and bloodily battered body. Only then, on Christmas night, he’ll take my life, butchering me in the most grotesque and agonizingly torturous way imaginable, simply for his sadistic amusement.

So, an obscene and very darkly depraved Merry Christmas for me...