Abducted by evil little green men, check.

Brutal oversized anal and vaginal probes, check.

Breast suction cups with excruciatingly painful electro-shock, check.

Injections of pain enhancing drugs, check.

Agonizingly invasive mind probe that strips you of your deepest desires and fears while leaving you with an unbelievable migraine headache, check.

The high pitched sound of that dismemberment saw spinning up between your breasts and the suspicion that you’ll be screaming until the bloody end, check.

These little green guys should just run an ad, they’re every masochistic pain slut’s ultimate fantasy...