What’s the value of human life? Well, that all depends on whether you need an organ transplant. Sadly, the supply of healthy transplant organs is quite limited. Of course, there are always alternatives for those unwilling to wait and wealthy enough.

The black market demand for organs of all types would be impossible to meet if you limited yourself to the harvest of the recently deceased. Fortunately, the steady supply of healthy young tourists visiting third-world destinations, who mysteriously vanished while on vacation, is more than sufficient to meet the demand.

As for the lovely young woman waiting patiently behind me, the value of her life, once I finish harvesting all her organs, will be about 270,000 Euro...