"Maybe it's just me but I'm beginning to think Tony is getting just a little callused when it comes to his ex-girlfriends. He used to show a little compassion and just shoot them in the head before burying them out in that field in Jersey, but ever since he started watching those old gangster films we've been dumping them in the river. This is the fourth one we've dumped here in the last six months."

Watching as the bubbles slowly dwindled to a stop, Vinni continued, "You know, the way Tony's love life is going we're going to need to find a new pier."