Once again, we would like to apologize for the mix up in your dinner reservations, the staff here at the Resort pride ourselves
in fulfilling our valued customer’s every desire and need. Your favorite table in the restaurant will be ready shortly, but while
you’re waiting, Claudia the hostess responsible for this inexcusable mistake in your dinner reservations wishes to personally
apologize to you for any and all inconvenience she may have caused. Oh, and feel free to fully express your displeasure at
Claudia’s ineptitude, I’ve already alerted a Resort cleanup team to dispose of Claudia’s remains once you've finished with her...