Long considered a couple’s favorite, the orgasm triggered guillotine, remains one of the Resort’s most popular attractions.

Undergoing steady improvement since its introduction, the latest version of this always popular guillotine attraction dispenses with those awkward and cumbersome wires that always seemed to be getting in the way, instead replacing them with Bluetooth enabled sensors embedded within the cock ring the gentleman is wearing. The sensors detect his growing arousal and release the guillotine’s razor-sharp blade a single heartbeat before he reaches orgasm.

As expected, for his lovely female companion, her pleasure is irrelevant...